Did you know?... The earliest recorded case of a man giving up smoking was on April 5, 1679, when Johan Katsu, Sheriff of Turku, Finland, wrote in his diary "I quit smoking tobacco." He died one month later.
Colin Quinn is drunk, Jeff Foxworthy looks embarrassed, the president's making malapropisms, and people are laughing at jokes that aren't funny. All is well at Comedy Central tonight.
