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               Capricorn 
                Dec. 
                22 - Jan. 19 
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               Your keyword is SELF-MASTERY. Constantly aware 
                of your actions, you present a public image of confidence, poise 
                and virtuosity. Underneath of this, however, you are a fucking 
                mess. You enjoy deviant sexual acts with animals, but only behind 
                closed doors. You are a calculated and methodical backstabber. 
                You are afraid to take risks and are basicky a chicken-shit. No 
                Capricorn has ever amounted to anything.  
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