Did you know?... It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.

Marthaswartzenegger

Martha looks well prepared for a long stay in the slammer.

Bushsegway

First pretzels, now a segway... I hope he doesn&#039;t hurt himself wiping his ass!

James

See? You AREN&#039;T the lamest person on the net!

Manager Of The Year

This guy HAS to be related to my boss!

Jesussignedmybible

Proof that Jesus is real!

1337nun

Arguing on the internet is like becoming a nun. In the end...well, you know.

Minigun

Guns and teenage girls...what more could you ask for?

Nothing I Name This Will Do It Justice

Just think of the possibilities... She could use a urinal like that, too!

Photosvideostore11

Just one more year, boys...just one more year.

Tighty

Yet ANOTHER reason to stay the hell away from Burningman!

First pretzels, now a segway... I hope he doesn't hurt himself wiping his ass!

See? You AREN'T the lamest person on the net!