Did you know?... The phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

Pretty Good Reason

Pretty good reason.

Actually Id Prefer If You Just Died

Actually id prefer if you just died.

Love The Cheeseburger Machine

Love the cheeseburger machine.

Amurrka

Amurrka.

Truly Do Not Care

Truly do not care.

Little Party Pooper

Little party pooper.

Nokia Hammer Time

Nokia hammer time.

Chicken Sauna

Chicken sauna.

Handicapped Sheriff

Handicapped sheriff.

How To Weigh A Baby Panda

How to weigh a baby panda.