Did you know?... Most cell phone antennas have no purpose other than to make people believe that flipping up a 2 inch antenna just gave them better reception. They are not connected to any circuitry.

In Case Of A Fire

In case of a fire.

Jesus Is Just All Right With Me

Jesus is just all right with me.

Do Not Poke The Crazy

Do not poke the crazy.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Peanut butter jelly time.

How Long Until The Winter Olympics

How long until the winter olympics.

Cats Usually Hate Water

Cats usually hate water.

And She Probably Doesnt Drink So Much

And she probably doesnt drink so much.

The Car Is Running

The car is running.

Some People Take Things Too Literally

Some people take things too literally.

The Money Remains Missing

The money remains missing.