Did you know?... The earliest recorded case of a man giving up smoking was on April 5, 1679, when Johan Katsu, Sheriff of Turku, Finland, wrote in his diary "I quit smoking tobacco." He died one month later.

Nobody Asked You

Nobody asked you.

Happy Little Elephant

Happy little elephant.

Crush The Goat

Crush the goat.

Bus On The Roof

Bus on the roof.

Brain Freeze The Hard Way

Brain freeze the hard way.

Give Me A Durr

Give me a durr.

Touch With Your Eyes

Touch with your eyes.

Farted In The Bread Aisle

Farted in the bread aisle.

Do Not Mess With Texas

Do not mess with texas.

She Thinks I Came For The Nuts

She thinks i came for the nuts.