Did you know?... The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.

Heputitinmyass

Newlywed game try outs

Fisto

Also available as a Salsa, Ketchup, and drain cleaner.

Funnybeavers

Unfortunate but funny sign outage

Whattehfcuk29

Be nice to your sister

Molly Colon

A new ride called the Colonic Irrigation, you wont find this at 6 flags.

Piratdemoumea1

Ahr Matey the sun is burning me eyes.

Super Granny

She went on to kick some ass in shuffle board.

Manonfire

New for this year, the final leg of the Olympic Torch Run.

Take You To School

I applied here but failed the oral boards.

Whathefcuk

We never should have moved next to those power lines.