Did you know?... The phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

Newpolicesub

I&#039;m a fan of women on the force, but maybe they should get some more training?

Nukedog

Good boy! Sit! Now stay! Now EXPLODE!

Nostrilsandrice

Now with more nosehair!

Nosechain

My wife hates it when I do this!

Nocomment

On second thought, I think I can hold it in until the next stop!

Nomakeup Christina

You KNOW you&#039;d hit it. Maybe even with a baseball bat.

Diamond3

It&#039;s either that, or back to your hand!

Nomakeup Madonna

Do NOT make eye contact, and you MIGHT be ok.

Fugly40722149

Hell, I didn&#039;t even realize the season had opened!

Fugly40722115

We did!

I'm a fan of women on the force, but maybe they should get some more training?

You KNOW you'd hit it. Maybe even with a baseball bat.

It's either that, or back to your hand!

Hell, I didn't even realize the season had opened!