Did you know?... Annually, the amount of garbage that is dumped in the world's oceans is three times the weight of fish that is caught from the oceans.

I Would React The Same Way

As A Single Dad This Halloween I Can Relate To This

So I Hooked Up With A Blind Woman Last Night

Shittles Taste The Rainbow

I Go To This Particular Liquor Store Because Of This Dog And Also To Quell The Shakes

Ok I Admit It

Half And Half In Detroit

Great Choice Of Tshirts For Your Flight There Mr Genius

Insert Lame Back To The Future Trailer Joke Here

Damaged Goods