Did you know?... The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.

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Goatse Tree?

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Man, you have to do something really horrible to get kicked out of this kind of party.

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Some people will go to great lengths to get Michael Jackson&#039;s autograph.

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Alcohol is a drug? Why didn&#039;t anyone warn me? Who can I sue?

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Well, they tried Pepsi-Edge, Crystal-Pepsi, Pepsi-Blue, why not Pepsi-Gay?

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Turns out that where he was hiding all along.

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Q: What has 1000 feet and only 4 teeth? A: The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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That&#039;s right. They cook too. Sometimes they iron a shirt.

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Big prick. Get it?

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Ha ha.

Some people will go to great lengths to get Michael Jackson's autograph.

Alcohol is a drug? Why didn't anyone warn me? Who can I sue?

That's right. They cook too. Sometimes they iron a shirt.