Did you know?... Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down -- hence the expression "to get fired"

Strange Statue

Prosecutors brought out pictures of different statues found around the Neverland Ranch today.

Funnyreceipt

That&#039;s all? $6.25? I should have gotten two.

Fire Piss

Painful urination can be a sign of something much more serious.

3030727

Whoa whoa whoa! Calm down, lady. Let&#039;s at least cook it first.

Suicide Revolver

For Sale. Only fired once.

Babybuddies

Gimme yo money, cracka!

111 Nonukes

Because alcohol and nuclear weapons just don&#039;t mix.

Dykeygirl

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Back Door Beads

They have an entire store for this now? Wow.

Base Balls

Sometimes baseball is a contact sport.

That's all? $6.25? I should have gotten two.

Whoa whoa whoa! Calm down, lady. Let's at least cook it first.

Because alcohol and nuclear weapons just don't mix.

Children's books you won't see at Amazon #70013