Did you know?... When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second!

Gremlin Dog

Whatever you do, don&#039;t let him get wet.

George Hungry

Man, this guy is tough.

Finger Paint Butt

Remember Wilson, the volleyball from the movie, CastAway. Tom Hanks? You know what I&#039;m talking about? Check out what he&#039;s doing now. I never thought I&#039;d see the guy doing adult films but I guess when you&#039;re just a hand-print, finding work is tough.

Hoes

The Shoeville &quot;Shoes&quot; later realized that naming the basketball team after the town was a mistake. Afterall, with the absence of just one member, things could really get ugly.

My Future Wife

This is the girl of my dreams. I mean it. I&#039;m not even trying to make a joke here.

Taped Computer

Is this what they mean by, &quot;backup tape&quot;?

Fcuk Winter

My sentiments exactly.

Fantasy Costumes

Everything is going to be ok. Because no matter how nerdy you think YOU are...

Domokun On Ice

Every time you masturbate, God kills a... no no. Every time you kill a Domokun, God maasturba.. no, that&#039;s not it. How does it go again? And what does it have to do with hockey?

Desk Chair Racers

These guys are so fired.

Whatever you do, don't let him get wet.

Remember Wilson, the volleyball from the movie, CastAway. Tom Hanks? You know what I'm talking about? Check out what he's doing now. I never thought I'd see the guy doing adult films but I guess when you're just a hand-print, finding work is tough.

The Shoeville "Shoes" later realized that naming the basketball team after the town was a mistake. Afterall, with the absence of just one member, things could really get ugly.

This is the girl of my dreams. I mean it. I'm not even trying to make a joke here.

Is this what they mean by, "backup tape"?

Every time you masturbate, God kills a... no no. Every time you kill a Domokun, God maasturba.. no, that's not it. How does it go again? And what does it have to do with hockey?