Did you know?... Former U.S. President Franklin Pierce was arrested during his term as President for running over an old lady with his horse, but the charges were later dropped.

Davey Gay Porn

Go ahead...destroy innocence; poison childhood. It makes you cool.

Long Tongue Dog

You can&#039;t see the jumbo jar of Skippy just out of the frame. Hey, no one ever said we didn&#039;t go for the cheap joke.

Santa Stoppy

Physics and pheremones. Or is it motion and musk? Oh, whatever.

Priceless Woddy

Boy, these never get old. They&#039;re so funny! Ha ha...whee...yup.

Kitten Spoon Mayo

The thing is, I guess we&#039;re just going on trust that that&#039;s mayonnaise. Ew.

Extreme Close Up

I wish this was a video...man, I wish this was a video. Wouldn&#039;t you love to see the moment of impact here?

Kid Glasses Study

I&#039;m pretty sure they sell this in the back of Boy&#039;s Life...or was that the X-ray glasses? You know, next to the hovercraft and pinewood derby kit ads?

Harry Pigger

I really wish people would understand that PIGS ARE NOT CUTE. They&#039;re a source of delicious salted meat products, not adorable mannequins to be dressed up and photographed. Just eat them. Please?

Holiday Rampage

I have nightmares like this every night.

Gay Wedding Cake

It&#039;s gay! Let&#039;s all point and laugh! Because they&#039;re not like us! Because they&#039;re GAY!

You can't see the jumbo jar of Skippy just out of the frame. Hey, no one ever said we didn't go for the cheap joke.

Boy, these never get old. They're so funny! Ha ha...whee...yup.

The thing is, I guess we're just going on trust that that's mayonnaise. Ew.

I wish this was a video...man, I wish this was a video. Wouldn't you love to see the moment of impact here?

I'm pretty sure they sell this in the back of Boy's Life...or was that the X-ray glasses? You know, next to the hovercraft and pinewood derby kit ads?

I really wish people would understand that PIGS ARE NOT CUTE. They're a source of delicious salted meat products, not adorable mannequins to be dressed up and photographed. Just eat them. Please?

It's gay! Let's all point and laugh! Because they're not like us! Because they're GAY!