Did you know?... Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down -- hence the expression "to get fired"

Reserved Parking

Ever wonder what Spiderman drives?

Beached Whale

Free willie. Oh, crap. Too late.

Fortune Cookie

And then somehow, ironically, they do.

Fat Dove Model

It looks like she ate a couple of the other ones. HARRRRRRR!!!!

Hisnameismikelogan

Mike. Listen to me. Stop it.

Teddybears

Seriously. What&#039;s the matter with you people?

Red River

Alex must have gotten an A in double entendre class. Too bad the editors didn&#039;t.

Kellogs Emos

Nothing I can write can make this funnier.

Car Through Roof

Man, I really got loaded last night. I hope the car is ok.

Porn Sack

Hey! I also have a huge sack of.. ahh forget it.

Seriously. What's the matter with you people?

Alex must have gotten an A in double entendre class. Too bad the editors didn't.