Johnny
was born in the remote land of Delaware; on a farm not far from
Amish territory. He was taken in by these devil Amish and, as
a child, forced to live, chained up, in their apple cellar.
By age 15, and before his keepers discovered his dirty little
secret, he was well on his way to creating his master race; something
between man and goat. His philosophy was that, if he tried hard
enough, a fertile enough ewe would eventually accept his demon
seed an dbear him a son.
He was cast out, and forced to sell his body on the street for
$3.13 an hour, which of course at the time was the State minimum
wage. This lasted months, until the owner of a local Deleware
strip club offered him a job where he was promised he could make
twice that.
After years of hard work, Johnny finally bought his freedom and
got a job posing nude for underground magazines targeted at wealthy,
gay men.
Although he never got his shot at stripping, Johnny yearns for
the catwalk, not to mention the tender touch of a willing ewe.
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