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               The Reverand
              				Otis P. Felcher  Phd. Esq. DDS.               | 
            
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                     Personal 
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                     Dad                    | 
                 
                 
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                     Location                    | 
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                     Fulton, 
                      Maryland                    | 
                 
                 
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                     Age                    | 
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                     67                    | 
                 
                 
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                     Favorite 
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                     Pussy.                    | 
                 
                 
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                     Favorite 
                      Food                    | 
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                     Otis 
                      like to "eat at the Y", if you know what we mean.                    | 
                 
                 
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                     Favorite 
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                      (at the moment)                    | 
                   
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                     Quote:                    | 
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                  "Git 
                    the hell outta my yard!" | 
                 
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            | Bio | 
            On 
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              The 
                Reverand Otis P. Felcher, Phd. is a man among men. Otis is ordained 
                by the Church 
                of the Subgenius and holds a doctorate in Forbidden Sciences. 
                 
                 
                That all seems pretty impressive until you look into it, but according 
                to Otis, "It's a great way to git me some chicks".              | 
             
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            | Hobbies 
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            | Women, 
              women, women, and sometimes girls. Otis has the libido of a 17 year 
              old high school kid. Ask him how he's doing and he'll exclaim, "I'm 
              virile, vigorous and Potent!" He got that from his favorite 
              radio show. | 
           
           
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            | Friends 
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               Otis claims 
                to be best friends with G. 
                Gordon Liddy, but nobody beleives him. Otis is the father 
                or Harlan and Martin 
                Felcher and the husband of Martha Felcher.              | 
           
         
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