private
message:
bitchin_christian:
why do you say that
bitchin_christian:
what are you talking about?
evil_sarah_bitch: What? What are YOU talking
about?
bitchin_christian:
in the chatroom. you were talking about Jesus not loving you
evil_sarah_bitch: Oh, that... what do
you care?
bitchin_christian:
Jesus loves everyone
evil_sarah_bitch: Okay
bitchin_christian:
he does
bitchin_christian:
you don't believe me
evil_sarah_bitch: Did I say that?
bitchin_christian:
no
bitchin_christian:
you didnt have to
evil_sarah_bitch: Are you a C.P.?
bitchin_christian:
what? whats a cp?
evil_sarah_bitch: Christian Psychic.
bitchin_christian:
No. why?
evil_sarah_bitch: Nevermind.
bitchin_christian:
why?
bitchin_christian:
why did you ask me that?
evil_sarah_bitch: No reason. Don't worry
about it.
bitchin_christian:
ok
bitchin_christian:
are you a cp?
evil_sarah_bitch: No, not hardly. I don't
believe in god.
bitchin_christian:
what? why are you here then
bitchin_christian:
why would you say that
bitchin_christian:
are you kidding
evil_sarah_bitch: No, I'm not kidding.
evil_sarah_bitch: I'm here because I was
hoping someone could help me.
bitchin_christian:
help you? how?
bitchin_christian:
I'll try
evil_sarah_bitch: How old are you?
bitchin_christian:
why? i'm 19
evil_sarah_bitch: I'm afraid you're too
young.
bitchin_christian:
too young for what?
bitchin_christian:
what are you talking about?
evil_sarah_bitch: I'm looking for someone
who's been a christian for a while.
bitchin_christian:
19 years? that's nota while?
evil_sarah_bitch: This is a serious matter.
evil_sarah_bitch: I'm afraid you're too
young to help. You wouldn't understand.
bitchin_christian:
what are you talking about?
bitchin_christian:
what wouldn't I understand?
evil_sarah_bitch: I'm sorry. Really I
am. It's hard to talk about it.
evil_sarah_bitch: I don't want some kid
laughing at me.
bitchin_christian:
did something happen to you?
bitchin_christian:
it's okay to talk about it.
bitchin_christian:
i'm not a kid! i raised my brother and sister.
bitchin_christian:
i grew up fast there were times I doubted Jesus.
bitchin_christian:
But I always knew he loved me. he loves you too
evil_sarah_bitch: Stop! Stop it!!!!
bitchin_christian:
stop what?
bitchin_christian:
are you there?
bitchin_christian:
what happened?
bitchin_christian:
sarah?
evil_sarah_bitch: I'm here.
bitchin_christian:
what happened? why did you tell me to stop?
evil_sarah_bitch: I didn't.
bitchin_christian:
yes you did. look
evil_sarah_bitch: Oh. I did. Listen kid,
I gotta go.
bitchin_christian:
stop calling me a kid! where are you going?
evil_sarah_bitch: I don't know. I need
a beer.
bitchin_christian:
you don't need a beer. you need jesus. i can help you why won't you tell
me?
evil_sarah_bitch: You can't help me. I've
never told anyone.
evil_sarah_bitch: I can't do this. Goodbye.
bitchin_christian:
wait!!!
bitchin_christian:
I want to help
bitchin_christian:
you are hurting
bitchin_christian:
that's why you drink beer
bitchin_christian:
you need to numb the pain
evil_sarah_bitch: You DO seem pretty mature…
but I'm afraid.
bitchin_christian:
don't be afraid. jesus will help you
evil_sarah_bitch: I killed my little brother
15 years ago.
bitchin_christian:
what? you did not. youre lieing
evil_sarah_bitch: I wish I was lying.
He was 4 years old. He would have been your age
evil_sarah_bitch: … and I killed
him!
evil_sarah_bitch: God damn it, I’m
crying.
evil_sarah_bitch: oops, sorry
bitchin_christian:
why?
bitchin_christian:
how?
bitchin_christian:
you're lieing
evil_sarah_bitch: You know those blue
things you put in the back of the toilet
evil_sarah_bitch: to keep the bowl smelling
clean?
bitchin_christian:
yes
evil_sarah_bitch: I told him it was a
lollipop and he ate it.
bitchin_christian:
no he didn't
evil_sarah_bitch: Well, you're right.
He didn't eat the whole thing.
bitchin_christian:
this isn't funny
bitchin_christian:
this is sick
bitchin_christian:
are you serious?
evil_sarah_bitch: He passed out and I
got scared and put him in his bed.
evil_sarah_bitch: His lips were all blue.
evil_sarah_bitch: I was afraid I'd get
in trouble, so I tried to clean it off.
evil_sarah_bitch: Soap and water wouldn't
work, so I got some bleach and poured it on a rag
evil_sarah_bitch: luckily his face came
clean.
bitchin_christian:
youre not kidding?
evil_sarah_bitch: Then I put a bottle
of Draino by his bed.
evil_sarah_bitch: I waited for my mom
to get off work and by that time, he was dead.
evil_sarah_bitch: Everyone thought he
did it to himself.
bitchin_christian:
this really happened? That’s awfull
evil_sarah_bitch: I knew I shouldn’t
have told you.
bitchin_christian:
does your mom know you did it?
evil_sarah_bitch: No. She never knew.
No one knew. No one can help.
bitchin_christian:
jesus can help you
bitchin_christian:
he loves you anyway
evil_sarah_bitch: Stop! Stop it!!!
bitchin_christian:
Why?
evil_sarah_bitch: I'm actually glad the
little bastard is dead.
evil_sarah_bitch: He was always trying
to play with my barbies and shit.
evil_sarah_bitch: Probably would have
turned out queer anyway.
bitchin_christian:
what?
bitchin_christian:
what are you saying?
bitchin_christian:
thats horrible
evil_sarah_bitch: I'll tell you what's
horrible.
evil_sarah_bitch: They used the money
that they were supposed to use for my braces on his casket.
evil_sarah_bitch: I should have set his
ass on fire in the woods somewhere.
evil_sarah_bitch: Now I have crooked teeth!
bitchin_christian:
you are not funny
evil_sarah_bitch: I'm not trying to be.
I wonder if I can pull it off again?
evil_sarah_bitch: The neighbor's kid has
really been getting on my nerves.
evil_sarah_bitch: He came over to my house
the other day and was trying to sell me shit...
evil_sarah_bitch: ...so he could go on
some trip with his church's youth group.
evil_sarah_bitch: Fucking idiot bastard!
bitchin_christian:
I've leaving now
evil_sarah_bitch: He'll probably turn
out to be one of those preachers who molest little kids.
evil_sarah_bitch: Why are you leaving?
evil_sarah_bitch: I was starting to trust
you!
bitchin_christian:
you need help
evil_sarah_bitch: Yeah, and you said you
would help me.
evil_sarah_bitch: You're a fucking liar.
evil_sarah_bitch: That's why I hate Christians.
evil_sarah_bitch: They're all a bunch
of backstabbers and liars.
bitchin_christian:
go drink your beer
bitchin_christian:
i'll pray for you
evil_sarah_bitch: I thought you were different.
evil_sarah_bitch: Will you pray for the
little boy next door instead?
bitchin_christian:
I will pray for him to
evil_sarah_bitch: Yeah, pray that the
little cocksucker gets leukemia!
bitchin_christian:
goodbye
evil_sarah_bitch: No wait!! I can use
your help.
evil_sarah_bitch: Could I use you for
a character witness?
evil_sarah_bitch: I may need one
bitchin_christian:
no goodbye
evil_sarah_bitch: Are you busy this Sunday?
evil_sarah_bitch: Where do you live?
evil_sarah_bitch: Can I join your church?
bitchin_christian:
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