God damn, we're mean. This guys was so nice and was just looking to make friends. We should be locked up for this.

Fortunatley, after it was over we had a chance to chat more with Mr. Apple and he thought the whole thing was pretty funny. Honest.

GRLonGRL69 and depravedkiller are actually us, Fugly.com. The innocent victim in all of this is mrapple67