mikewilliams: Hi.
Victim_X_15: hi
mikewilliams: You look really pretty.
mikewilliams: I like your picture a lot.
Victim_X_15: thank you
mikewilliams: You're welcome.
mikewilliams: Is that a Glamour Shots picture?
Victim_X_15: yes it is
mikewilliams: I like the feathers.
mikewilliams: It reminds me of a girl I saw on TV once.
Victim_X_15: what girl?
mikewilliams: It was in a movie about cowboys.
mikewilliams: She worked in a club and all the cowboys would come visit her when they came into town.
Victim_X_15: hmmm.....maybe that's why I get all these messages....lol
mikewilliams: Her name was Madam something. She sure was pretty.
Victim_X_15: don't think I saw that one
mikewilliams: Yeah. All the cowboys would drink whisley and hoot and holler at her.
mikewilliams: And then she'd dance on the stage while they played poker.
Victim_X_15: you know the defination of dancing don't you?
mikewilliams: What do you mean?
Victim_X_15: I was told one time that dancing is a vertical dream about a horizontal position
mikewilliams: What's vertical mean?
mikewilliams: I like you.
mikewilliams: You look like my Mom.
mikewilliams: You want to know what happened this one time to her?
Victim_X_15: what?
mikewilliams: One time. There was this one cowboy...
mikewilliams: And she took him up to her room and they were kissing and stuff.
mikewilliams: And he took off his pants and she laughed at him.
mikewilliams: So the cowboy started hitting her and then he took out a nife.
Victim_X_15: it's not nice to laugh
mikewilliams: I know. He cut up her face
mikewilliams: Cut her face up. Cut her arms up. Cut her teats off...
mikewilliams: Everything but her cunny, I suppose.
Victim_X_15: changed her looks some I suppose
mikewilliams: Yep. So then you know what happend?
mikewilliams: All her friends put up posters and stuff.
mikewilliams: Saying that they would pay if somebody would kill the guy that cut her face up.
mikewilliams: And then they got Josie to come and kill all of em'.
mikewilliams: Hello? Are you still there?
Victim_X_15: yes I'm here
mikewilliams: Well he shoulda' armed himself, if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend! [CLIP1]
mikewilliams: Talk to me some more.
Victim_X_15: what would you like to talk about?
mikewilliams: It's a hell of a thing killing a man...
mikewilliams: ...to take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. [CLIP2]
Victim_X_15: I've never killed anyone
mikewilliams: We all got it coming, kid. [CLIP3]
mikewilliams: I've killed woman and children.
mikewilliams: I've killed just about everything that ever walked or crawled at one time or another. [CLIP4]
Victim_X_15: why
mikewilliams: We all got it coming, kid [CLIP3]
mikewilliams: You ain't ugly like me. [CLIP5]
mikewilliams: It's a hell of a thing killing a man... [CLIP6]
Victim_X_15: so why do it?
mikewilliams: Deserve's got nothin' to do with it. [CLIP7]
mikewilliams: The hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat...same as worms. [CLIP8]
Victim_X_15: You're weird.
mikewilliams: If the rest of you could shoot like them, I wouldn't care if the whole damn department was queer. [CLIP9]
Victim_X_15: What are you talking about?
mikewilliams: A friend of mine was up about 20 floors with a jumper a few years ago, and the jumper grabbed him, they went off, 20 floors down, just mashed 'em all over the pavement. Couldn't tell which legs were with which, which arms were with which, and it was a terrible mess. I'll tell ya I almost threw up myself. I'd just like your name and address that's all [CLIP10]
Victim_X_15: Leave me alone.
mikewilliams: Don't fuck with me buddy.
mikewilliams:I'll kick your ass so hard you'll have to unbutton your collar to shit. [CLIP11]
Victim_X_15: I'm going to put you on ignore.
mikewilliams: Go ahead. Make my day. [CLIP12]
mikewilliams: Listen punk! To me you're nothing but dog shit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dog shit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground, it can dry up and blow away in the wind, or it can be stepped on and squashed.
mikewilliams: So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya. [CLIP13]
Victim_X_15: You're an asshole
mikewilliams: Yeah. At least now we know who's in charge. [CLIP14]
Victim_X_15: I'm going to report your account to Y****.
mikewilliams: Oh, shit! [CLIP15]
mikewilliams: To Personnel? That's for assholes [CLIP16]
mikewilliams: The odds are stacking up against me. Assassins who stay too long wind up assassinated and that ain't in my game plan! [CLIP17]
mikewilliams: You don't listen, do ya, asshole?[CLIP18]
mikewilliams: You forgot your fortune cookie. It says... you're shit out of luck! [CLIP19]
Victim_X_15: You're so stupid. Fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mikewilliams: Well opinions are like assholes, everybody has one. [CLIP20]
Victim_X_15: <<has logged out>>

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