Ever since Dwaine got out of prison he's been hanging around the Fugly offices and getting in the way. I finally broke down and asked him to help out. I knew I was going to regret it.

Although he sometimes manages to pull it off with a minimal degree of subtlety, Dwaine is the meanest, most racist bastard on the planet, but in this instance, I can't really blame him. I figure that any jackass that sends us spam through ICQ deserves pretty much anything he gets, especially when the rat-bastard looks like a character from Blazing Saddles.

Dwaine is (you guessed it) one of us here at Fugly.com.
The not-so innocent victim in all of this is VictimX-25