Did you know?... Nobody knows who built the Taj Mahal. The names of the architects, masons, and designers that have come down to us have all proved to be latter-day inventions, and there is no evidence to indicate who the real creators were.
This guy is So. Drunk. Bet his friends didn't think it was so funny two hours later, when the cops showed up and asked them why they didn't take him to the emergency room before it was too late.