So, this woman's in the basement, doing the laundry, right down to the clothes she has on. She's annoyed by this leak in the ceiling, so she grabs the nearest available head covering - her son's old football helmet. Just then, she hears the doorbell ring up stairs. "It's the blind man!" a voice calls out. THinking quick, and deciding it doesn't matter, she opens the door and holds out some money to put in his cup.
The man shifts the venetian blinds he's come to
