Did you know?... An average adult produces about half a liter of flatulent gas per day, resulting in an average of about fourteen occurrences of flatulence a day.

Sox56900

I&#039;m guessing this business isn&#039;t based in New York.

Shes Not Joking

My grandmother LOVES her new shirt. And she&#039;s not kidding.

Preschool

Well what did you expect, malt liquor? They&#039;re pre-schoolers for chrissake.

Peanus

Peanus. Clever.

Parkinglot

Non-threatening biker gang.

Not So Aluminum Fence

New high-tech aluminum looks and feels just like wood.

No Signs

Lies, I tell you. LIES!

No Hunting Kids

Because the temptation to hunt slow children is just so strong.

No Clue

I don&#039;t even know what it says and I&#039;m still creeped out by it.

No Dogs

Taking a stand.

I'm guessing this business isn't based in New York.

My grandmother LOVES her new shirt. And she's not kidding.

Well what did you expect, malt liquor? They're pre-schoolers for chrissake.

I don't even know what it says and I'm still creeped out by it.