Did you know?... The phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

Escape Hair Piece

Escaped hair piece!

Bigblackdick

BIG BLACK DICK, and totally safe for work. Noooob.

Oral Sex In Detention

Kids these days.

Cool Hamster Cage

The only thing that an old monitor&#039;s good for!

Feel The Magic

I think he can feel the love, the magic.

Microsoft Chip

If this is real, I want to find the engineer and kiss him.

Egads

If this doesn&#039;t prompt you to gouge out your eyes, I don&#039;t know what will

Cochran

Well duh!

Big John

Too fat to poop in a normal toilet? NOW THERE&#039;S HELP!

31337 Hax0r

j00 r pwn3d!

The only thing that an old monitor's good for!

If this doesn't prompt you to gouge out your eyes, I don't know what will

Too fat to poop in a normal toilet? NOW THERE'S HELP!