Gorthorare:
Helo
cheesedog: hey there
Gorthorare:
sex?
cheesedog: OK! Sure!
Gorthorare:
no
cheesedog: What?
cheesedog: Why not?
Gorthorare:
you girl?
cheesedog: Oh, I see.
cheesedog: Ummmm.. yeah, sure
Gorthorare:
you want me?
cheesedog: Do I want you?
cheesedog: That depends. What do
you look like?
Gorthorare:
i asain. good looking
cheesedog: Are you packing?
Gorthorare:
packing???
cheesedog: Yeah. You got a big dick?
Gorthorare:
dick very big
cheesedog: I don't believe you.
cheesedog: Japs don't have big dicks.
Gorthorare:
I not japan. I Chinese
cheesedog: So, Chinks have big cocks
huh?
Gorthorare:
I do
Gorthorare:
it big
cheesedog: Hmmmm.. .Well, ok then
cheesedog: Your fucking head is
certainly big enough.
cheesedog: Got a nude pic of yourself?
Gorthorare:
what is pic?
cheesedog: A picture.
Gorthorare:
Yes I have picture
cheesedog: Let's see it, big guy
cheesedog: Are you there?
cheesedog: HEY Bruce Lee!
cheesedog: ARE YOU THERE?
Gorthorare:
i looking
cheesedog: You don't speak English
very well, do you?
Gorthorare:
I speak good Englis
cheesedog: Well you could have fooled
me.
Gorthorare:
it take time
cheesedog: So does wiping my ass...
cheesedog: But I need it done by
next Sunday.
Gorthorare:
haheha
cheesedog: How about that picture,
Jackie Chan?
cheesedog: hello?
cheesedog: Wake up you slant-eyed
fuck!
Gorthorare:
yes i will fuck
cheesedog: You don't have any idea
what the fuck I'm saying to you, do you?
cheesedog: You're using an English
to Chinese translator aren't you?
Gorthorare:
I know some word
cheesedog: Great, then I can call
you a cock-blowing son of a shit-bag, and you won't understand a fucking
bit of it.
cheesedog: Right?
cheesedog: Isn't that right, you
zipperhead motherfucker?
Gorthorare:
what zipperhead?
cheesedog: Its another word for
sexy.
cheesedog: I'm gonna call you that
from now on you dusty sack-licking jackhole.
Gorthorare:
I no understand
cheesedog: Ok, lets get to the sex
you zipperheaded, bucktoothed, chink.
Gorthorare:
i want sex you
cheesedog: Sure. But first I want
to try something.
cheesedog: I only have rough sex.
cheesedog: Ok, zipperhead?
cheesedog: Are you ok with that?
cheesedog: Zipperhead?
Gorthorare:
I like hurt sex
cheesedog: Good, let's get it on.
cheesedog: First I whip out the
dental floss.
cheesedog: *Blindfolding you
with it*
cheesedog: You got a brick handy?
Gorthorare:
I have cock
cheesedog: Not a cock, dickhole.
A brick.
Gorthorare:
what brick?
cheesedog: Jesus.
cheesedog: Are you this stupid in
person?
Gorthorare:
oooo want you suck it.
cheesedog: *Whips out a vacuum.*
Gorthorare:
oooo mmmm sucky
cheesedog: *Smashes brick on
the side of your face.*
cheesedog: *Leaves huge, red
scuff-mark on yellow forehead.*
cheesedog: *Kicks you in the
nuts...*
Gorthorare:
oooo blow head
cheesedog: Shut up.
cheesedog: You can't talk.
cheesedog:
I just bashed you in the head with a brick.
Gorthorare:
goddby
cheesedog: There's blood all over
the place and your...
cheesedog: Goodby?
cheesedog: Are you finished already?
cheesedog: Come on. This is really
turning me on.
cheesedog: Did I say something to
offend you?
cheesedog: Hello?
Gorthorare:
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