Victimx_20: Are you the one with the childrens organization?
cheezedog: Yes that's me.
Victimx_20: Are you serious about helping the children?
cheezedog: Yes. I am very serious.
Victimx_20: I run an organization here in Salt Lake City similiar to yours.
cheezedog: Really?
cheezedog: What does your organization do?
Victimx_20: We help raise money for abused children in the surrounding regions
Victimx_20: and help give them a place to go after school where they can play with others.
cheezedog: That's what I do too!
cheezedog: Sometimes, we even pick them up from school afterwards.
Victimx_20: We have a bus that does that for our kids too.
Victimx_20: How long have you been doing this for?
cheezedog: Almost my entire adult life.
Victimx_20: I got involved after I noticed a young boy with bruises on his legs at my work.
cheezedog: That's so strange. I became active in my organization after notcing a young boy's legs too.
Victimx_20: That is quite a coincidence.
cheezedog: I just got tired of all the red tape.
cheezedog: I stepped up to the plate and joined this organization.
Victimx_20: You are truly a hero Cheeze.
Victimx_20: What is your real name?
cheezedog: My real name?
Victimx_20: Yes. I'm Carl.
cheezedog: I'm Walter.
cheezedog: Walter Wang.
Victimx_20: Good to meet you Watler.
Victimx_20: You there?
cheezedog: Yes. I'm sorry.
cheezedog: I have lots of people talking to me at once about sending money to help out.
Victimx_20: That's Great!
cheezedog: Would you like to help us?
Victimx_20: Yes I would love to!
cheezedog: Great. Can I register your name with our organization?
cheezedog: We can send you brochures and pamplets about us and the work we are doing.
Victimx_20: Of course you can!
Victimx_20: I'd be happy to!
cheezedog: Ok. Give me your full name and address.
Victimx_20: Carl *********
Victimx_20: **** Poplar Street
Victimx_20: Salt Lake City, Utah 84119
cheezedog: Fantastic!
cheezedog: Let me take a second to add your name in our database.
Victimx_20: Sure thing my friend.
cheezedog: Ok. I've entered your information into our system now.
Victimx_20: Great!
cheezedog: You'll be getting the info about your new member status in the mail shortly.
Victimx_20: I'm just glad I could help.
cheezedog: Would you like to donate ten dollars to help these young boys?
cheezedog: It's tax deductable.
Victimx_20: Of course I'll donate.
Victimx_20: What is your address?
cheezedog: Send a check or money order to:
cheezedog: NAMBLA - New York division
cheezedog: PO BOX 6453
Victimx_20: HOLD IT!!!
cheezedog: New York, New York 23.... hold it?
Victimx_20: NAMBLA!!???!?!??
Victimx_20: You mean the National American Man-Boy Love Association?
cheezedog: Well, actuall it's North American, but yes.
cheezedog: Thats our organization.
cheezedog: We are helping young boys everyday.
Victimx_20: YOU GUYS HAVE SEX WITH CHILDREN!!!
cheezedog: Yes brother Carl.
cheezedog: And now so will you.
cheezedog: We are trying to help these boys run away from home.
cheezedog: So they can express themselves freely.
cheezedog: Without their parents giving them a hard time.
cheezedog: WE want to be the ones giving them the hard time.
cheezedog: That's just a little NAMBLA joke for you, brother Carl.
cheezedog: You'll hear all sorts of campy humor like that at the meetings.
Victimx_20: ARE YOU CRAZY?!?
cheezedog: No. We're just sick of them getting grounded and stuff.
cheezedog: When we wanna fuck, we wanna fuck.
cheezedog: We get tired of hearing "Tommy can't come out and play with you anymore."
cheezedog: "...you make his ass hurt too much."
cheezedog: You know how frustrating that is?
Victimx_20: NO I DONT! MY GOD! YOU SHOULD BE SHOT!
cheezedog: Or how about when you almost get ready to nut...
cheezedog: ..and the kid says "It's past my curfew."
cheezedog: GOD! I fucking hate that shit!
Victimx_20: LEAVE THE LITTLE BOYS ALONE YOU SICKOS!
cheezedog: Holdup there Carl! You're supposed to be with us.
Victimx_20: NO I AM NOT YOU SICK FUC
cheezedog: Well, you're one of us now.
cheezedog: I signed you up.
cheezedog: Remember?

cheezedog: cheezedog: Would you like to help us?
cheezedog: Victimx_20: Yes I would love to!
cheezedog: cheezedog: Great. Can I register your name with our organization?
cheezedog: cheezedog: We can send you brochures and pamplets about us and the work we are doing.
cheezedog: Victimx_20: Of course you can!
cheezedog: Victimx_20: I'd be happy to!

cheezedog: See?
Victimx_20: Remove my name permanently. NOW!!!
cheezedog: Sorry Carl. No can do.
cheezedog: We're also gonna send your neighbors some literature.
cheezedog: We'll put your name on the envelope so they can see what you are into.
cheezedog: Then they can come over and ask you questions if they want to get involved like you did.
Victimx_20: I'll never help you! SO TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST BEFORE I CONTACT THE POLICE!
cheezedog: And tell them what?
cheezedog: That you like to fuck young boys?
Victimx_20: NO! THAT YOU DO!
Victimx_20: WALTER WANG!
Victimx_20: Thats right! I have the entire conversation in text file as proof!
cheezedog: Alright I'll take you off our list under one condition.
Victimx_20: What?
cheezedog: Can your son come out and play with us?
cheezedog: I promise we'll be easy on him the first time.
Victimx_20: YOU SICK FREAK! IF YOU TOUCH MY SON I'LL KILL YOU!
Victimx_20: DO YOU HEAR ME!!!!!
Victimx_20: KILLLLLLL YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
cheezedog: Hello?
cheezedog: Hey Carl?
cheezedog: You're literature will be there in three days.
cheezedog: YOU THERE???
Victimx_20: <User Has Logged Out>

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