Today, all your troubles end. All you need to do is give yourself a vasectomy, or get your tubes tied. Just think about it. No longer will the dark specter of unwanted pregnancy rear its ugly, inconvenient head. If you can't get an appointment to have it done soon, try severing the ties that bind yourself. Here's a list of supplies that you might find useful: gauze, a very sharp carving knife, scissors, thread, a small hand mirror, a portable desk lamp, a staple gun, some newspaper, hydrogen peroxide, a wet-vac, two hamsters, a jar of peanut butter, some super glue and gallon jug of Jim Beam. But remember, it takes a steady hand to do the job right. One wrong move and.