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Tiger |
Rabbit |
Dragon |
Snake |
Horse |
Goat |
Monkey |
Rooster |
Dog |
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Rat
1900
1912 1924 1936 1948 1960 1972 1984 1996
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Today is day for work. Keep nose to grindstone.
Seriousree. Put big disgusting American nose on a grindstone. You
have big nose and people see you pick it. You gross, roundeye.
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Ox
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1913 1925 1937 1949 1961 1973 1985 1997
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Get up get get get get and
get down, nine one one is joke in your town. Later you will die on
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Tiger
1902 1914 1926 1938 1950 1962 1974
1986 1998
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Are too many demands being
put on your time? You need a partner. Some one who is willing to take
a risk. Some one who will draw attention away from you while you figure
out what to do next. Some one who you can blame all of this shit on,
and then betray, and laugh at behind their back like you always do.
Maybe this is why you have no partner. You real big asshole. You suck. |
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Rabbit
1903 1915 1927 1939 1951 1963 1975
1987 1999
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You are anxious to get out
of town. Good idea. Stay in town and you will die. Leave town and
you will live, one week longer. Make sure to leave note and erase
all porn from home computer. |
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Dragon
1904 1916 1928 1940 1952 1964 1976
1988 2000
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Being popular is wonderful
feeling. Being popular because you are "good lay" and "will
fuck anything that walk" not so wonderful feeling. You are big
slut. |
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Snake
1905 1917 1929 1941 1953 1965 1977
1989 2001
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Nobody like snakes. Most people
afraid of them. Most people disgusted by you. Most people would like
to see you dead. |
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Horse
1906 1918 1930 1942 1954 1966 1978
1990 2002
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You in a good mood to start,
but then you start running into obstacle. Quit acting like such a
crybaby. You used to think you were smart, but today you start to
wonder. You might think you are not smart, and for once, you will
be right. |
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Goat
1907 1919 1931 1943 1955 1967 1979
1991 2003
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You have face like a goat.
This most uncommon characteristic. Even among other goats. You never
find love. Keep masturbating. It is best you will ever get. |
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Monkey
1908 1920 1932 1944 1956 1968 1980
1992 2004
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You are contemplating great
philosophical truths. You may even be in argument with other person.
Why not take night off and let your subconscious work on problem?
Why not take some acid or some peyote and let the spirit world work
on it too? Remember, when in the spirit world, you are invincible.
You can also fly, so jump off high building. |
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Rooster
1909 1921 1933 1945 1957 1969 1981
1993 2005
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Money's been on mind. Gooood
reason. No keep kissing boss ass, nooooo more money. By the way, it's
OK to do THAT if you HAVE to. Ooongaaahhh! |
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Dog
1910 1922 1934 1946 1958 1970 1982
1994 2006
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Dog is going from anarytical
to emotional now. That could be one expranation for strange mood swings.
Another exprainatin could be that you are just plain nuts. You rearning
about nonverbal communication so don't be afraid to use physicral
violence. |
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Pig
1911 1923 1935 1947 1959 1971 1983
1995 2007
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Do not let others control you.
Ret them know you can only be pushed so far. Ret them know that if
they keep it up, you will shoot them in face and rite them on fire.
That may surprise them, so be patient. |
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