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Aries |
Cancer |
Capricorn |
Gemini |
Leo |
Libra |
Pisces |
Sagittarius |
Scorpio |
Taurus |
Virgo |
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Taurus
April
19 - May 20 |
Takes
it slow and easy. You may have to be explain yo' reasoning, but that
be OK. Even a person who be as stubborn as you are can be convinced.
Finding the right words will be easy. Try sayin', "yes sir officer
sir." If dat don't work, try to runs like hell before the put
the cuffs on yo black ass. Yo man, lets me holds 20 dollahs 'til payday? |
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Gemini
May.
21 - Jun. 21 |
Find
a quiet place where you can go scopes out the place. Yo' bitch say
she ain't gots no monies for you, buts everybody know she be the corna'
ho… everybody that is except for you dumb ass. She will tell
youse on the nex' episode of Springer. Yo man, lets me holds 20 dollahs
'til payday? |
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Cancer
June
21 - July 22 |
Heaven
knows you been workin' hard enough. Finally, some of the rewards you
have been earnin' are coming yo' way. You done worked up from lookout,
to da' man holdin! I bets yo' moms and pops is proud! Yo man, lets
me holds 20 dollahs 'til payday? |
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Leo
July
22 - Aug. 23 |
If everyone
would just go along with yo scheme, the worlds would be's a wonderful
place. You Know that shit ain't gonna happen, though. There'll be
at least one punk-ass bieeotch. Jus' pop a cap in that bitch and
the rest of yo' hostages will hit the muffaguan flo'! Yo man, lets
me holds 20 dollahs 'til payday? |
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Virgo
Aug.
23 - Sept. 22 |
New
responsibilities be's coming soon. Dat's right, Laquisha done got
knocked up again. But luckily it ain't yours, but the lyin bitch be
telling social services it is. Maybe youse should introduce that lyin
bitch to a flight of stairs. Yo man, lets me holds 20 dollahs 'til
payday? |
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Libra
Sept.
22 - Oct. 22 |
Yo'
friends might encourage your punk ass to break yo' piggy bank to buy
the rock. That's a dumb idea. Yo real friends don't like you for your
money or yo' crack. If you're going to buy anything, get a new burner,
and bust a cap in yo lyin ass friend. He got a hundred bucks in his
pocket, cheap Jewish devil! Yo man, lets me holds 20 dollahs 'til
payday? |
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Scorpio
Oct.
22 - Nov. 22 |
NO BITCH!! HE
AIN'T PUFF DADDY NO MORE! He wanna be called P-diddy now, you stupid
trick ass ho'. Yo man, lets me holds 20 dollahs 'til payday? |
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Sagittarius
Nov.
22 - Dec. 21 |
Youse
should finally be feeling better. You mights even wants to try something
new, like learnin to keep yo' fuckin' mouff shut. Gawd Damn dawg,
I ain't ever seen a nigga gets a beat down like dat's before. It must
suck havin' to eats yo' supper through a straw. Yo man, lets me holds
20 dollahs 'til payday? |
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Capricorn
Dec.
21 - Jan. 20
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You
mights have to scrimp and save to get what you wants, but that's be
OK. Youse be great when it comes to delayed gratification. Youse never
give up, and that be one of the secrets of your success. Just keep
pickin' up dem aluminum cans, ands you have 10 bucks for a dime piece
in no time. Yo man, lets me holds 20 dollahs 'til payday? |
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Aquarius
Jan.
20 - Feb. 19 |
Listen
up nigga, Don't rush into anything. Ask questions, and explain things
from your point of view. Them white devil Po-lice mens says they gonna
gives you a deal ifs you signs a confession, the deal is yo' black
ass be going to state prison for a dime. Then whens you get there
you will gets ass raped for bein' a snitch, punk ass trick. Yo man,
lets me holds 20 dollahs 'til payday? |
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Pisces
Feb.
19 - March 20 |
You
be motivated and determined. Nobody said it's gonna be easy. Now gets
on yo' knees bitch, and earn LT his money you white trash ho. Yo'
momma was Lt's bitch, now so is you! Yo man, lets me holds 20 dollahs
'til payday? |
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Aries
March
20- April 19 |
You
and yo bitch (and yo shitty childrens) need to have a serious talk
about monies. No need to be negative. Jus' pistol whips dey momma
in fronts of dem, until ones confesses about takin' all them quarters
out of yo' jar. It'll be fun. Yo man, lets me holds 20 dollahs 'til
payday? |
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